The second Master Stroke

The second of the series:
Is one guy - Rakesh who ....................
The first
Rakesh: hi ra..

unnava..?

sorry pakkana vella..

cheppu..

me: bootu

slipperu

shoes

11:08 PM Rakesh: entra..

me: cheppu boot shoes all footwear

One more............

Rakesh: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

sunday night chava dhobbakura

office lo vunna..

thala thiruguthundi

next week parallel start

ippude kotha kotha bugs vastunani.

me: So u got owl's vision nw

1:32 AM head rotating kada :)

1:36 AM nuvvu parallel vaddu gani perepndicular ga start cheyyi

Rakesh: rei

aapu

aapu

motham aapu

inkoka sari maatladevo sachevu

1:37 AM me: OK No talk nemore only chat

mari yahoo loki sinnin ayyi unnaava?

1:38 AM Rakesh: enti

me: "inkoka sari maatladevo sachevu" - daaniki replu Idi GTalk kada bt I no talk ;)

1:39 AM avasarama?

1:40 AM Rakesh: first call pick chei

me: orey nenu maatldina neeku vinipinchadu I dont hv mike :)

Rakesh: bathikevu

1:41 AM me: could u hear me when i said that i dont have a mike?

Rakesh: rei

vadilei

inka vadhu

me: Speaker ki baaga close ga velli cheepenu

1:42 AM *cheppenu

Rakesh: mee electronics prof evadra

me: nuvve

Rakesh: ayyoooooooooooooooooo

Rakesh: bye..!

1:43 AM me: Wide No Ball Leg Bye

Rakesh: wide ball leg bye avvadura vedhava

1:44 AM me: Tata Birla avutaada?

Mari tata birla ani enduku antaaru?

Rakesh: enti..

me: logic baagunda?

Rakesh: ledu baledu

rei

nenu delhi vaste first murder nuvve ra

1:45 AM me: second evaru?

Rakesh: nuvve inka..!

third evar ani adagaku

adhi kuda nuvve

;)

me: oho neeku murder cheyyadam raadaa?

1:46 AM Rakesh: nee tho ne practice cheyyali

me: nenu murders cheyyanu

Rakesh: nuvvu cheyyadu

nenu chesta

1:47 AM me: appudu naa tho practice avadu ga! I dont even play Hitman ;)

1:49 AM Rakesh: nuvvu tho cheste enti

nee body tho cheste enti

anni okate

enti sare na?

1:50 AM me: adi ela avutundi. Cinema director, hero okkade undochu kaani director hero ano heroni director ano antaama?

Rakesh: mavaaaaaaa

inka naku opiku ledu

Here's One more............
Rakesh: nuvvu java app vadi

11:24 PM cinema choostavante nenu chesta

:)

11:25 PM me: sure nenu ikkada Windows vadilesa Only Linux, C/C++ n Java Learning Python/Perl So its ok

11:26 PM Rakesh: oops

me: eppudu istaavu?

yeah yeah only oops ntng else
me: eppudu istaavu?

yeah yeah only oops ntng else

Rakesh: ayooooooooooooooooooo

me: naku idi teleedu oops nxt levelaa?

A few chats

This is a series of posts:
The first goes to my colleague who suffer(s)ed the most (probably)
Others will also enter the Hall Of Fame - don't worry
A few others (who enjoy the master strokes):
Sidhu, Rakesh, Asit, Chetan (another master)
my classmates at GITAM and IIT Dand JTM - IIT D
Hats off to this lady, who endured my nonsense even from Portugal [;)]
Shilpa: Magma.. (this is the firm I'm placed in at time of posting)

What r they into

@ office

:-)

me: into anyhing

as in 10 into 12=120

1:18 AM they work on Electronic Design Automation tools

Shilpa: No that company is into what??

Oh okie

me: that company is into profits

and money making

here she gets it again

me: hi

u thr?

Shilpa: hello

11:17 PM jhow r u?

me: jIm fine

jWt jabt ju?

Shilpa: M gud

so many spelling mistakes

11:18 PM me: jWhich jclient?

wt abt N?

and O

P

Q

etc...

:)

Shilpa: oh god

me: I thot its a practice to add 'j' b4 evry word in ur countyr ;)

Shilpa: hey vl catch u in a while

11:20 PM have some work now dont mind

pls

me: ph u on way 2 India nw?

Arrey its ok yaar

Shilpa: naa

me: go on vt ur wrk

then hw u catch me?

Shilpa: stupid
So hows u
me: u
thats hw "u" is
more clearly now - I_I


and then
Shilpa: He's become a body builder now
me: dont tell me - hw many "body"s has he built

Shilpa: Hey sorry was on a call
me: hw is the cal - cud it take ur weight?


then one more:
me: y is one building changing its orientation so contiuously?

Shilpa: Which building

7:11 PM me: hw do i know

its in the 12 n 13th fotos

one place the tip of pointing upwards

another foto its pointing right

7:12 PM Shilpa: abe

I swear il kill u

me: wt is "il"

Shilpa: I will

me: ok ok

Shilpa: kill u

me: when

how

Shilpa: Oh god

7:13 PM me: and most importantly why?

Shilpa: I spare u 2day as its ur bday

me: oh so tmw?

bt y will u kill me?

Shilpa: Hmmm il give supari to some1

7:14 PM me: k which brand?

indian or foreign?

(supari i mean)

Shilpa: Oh god

Il give it to Rakesh

7:15 PM hel only come n kill u

me: hw will u confirm it?

Shilpa: Phani

7:16 PM me: yes

Shilpa: I swear ul drive me mad

me: is dat a compliment?

am i so good?

Shilpa: U rjust tooo gud

7:17 PM me: then y kill me?

Shilpa: coz u r too gud

n god likes u

7:18 PM me: bt God iseverywhere na

so no prob

Shilpa: No no

I wana kill u

me: c agn u say - U want 2 kill me

7:19 PM n u say u wont kill me

Shilpa: Just a way to make god realize how big mistake he has done

me: by making u who wants 2 kill me?

just a nice good fellow

7:20 PM Shilpa: Oh god

me: oh u know him

is he there?

get him online na

Shilpa: il catch in a while

7:21 PM me: whom God?

Shilpa: Now plz dont reply

m going mad

phani

:(((((

me: ok sure All the best

Shilpa: I hate u

bye

me: i so hurt

7:22 PM i very very hurt

Shilpa: Oh is it

me: yes

Shilpa: :)))

Now m happy

me: nw i double triple hurt

Shilpa: u talk something sensible atleast

:))

7:23 PM me: it's ok I was trying for a new name - hurt

;)

fotos r nice

7:24 PM cu ltr

18 minutes

7:42 PM Shilpa: Oh god

thank ya :)

7:43 PM cya

here's one more:
me: u thr?

17 minutes

11:29 PM Shilpa: Yeah yeah tell me

6 minutes

11:35 PM me: me

i told you - "me"

Shilpa: What u ?

me: u said tell "me"

so i told u "me"

11:36 PM simple

Shilpa: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

me: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oops sorry

11:37 PM more h's than needed

or ws it for smtng else?

Shilpa: ok type

but only 1 line

11:46 PM me: 1 line - as per your orders

Shilpa: Okie enuf

me: Okie enuf

Shilpa: I said u shudnt type

anymore

11:47 PM me: dats 2 lines yaar - i shdnt type na

Shilpa: Yes

me: Yes

Photos n memory

Its been a long time since my last post. Laziness. Procrastination. U name it. I have used it to delay writing some more gibberish here. "Lucky me" u think? Well, not anymore. Nonstop nonsense is back.

One of my friends used to say (Im not sure if he still does) - "Camera is the best invention after the wheel".
I need not beg to differ. Most of you would. Look at it. A camera runs on many things - are they not as important as the camera. Its like saying "a computer is the best electronic device" What about the transistors, tubes, and silicon wafers that have all been used in it? Right?

Yes, it does serve an important purpose - the other day i used my digicam to take fotos of our new family member (also a member of the feline family) and even videos. I cherish them too. But then will they be the same fun and amusement to someone who hasn't seen it (live)? Obviously not. And as far as I am concerned I can clearly recollect everything - so no need of a foto. I never gave any importance to that statement(out of indifference) and now I know I never will (I dont believe it now).

And its even more doubtful when you look at the word "invention". How can man invent? We can only discover. But, more on this later. For now, what do you say?