A continuation/replacement of my Orkut profile

The second Master Stroke

2008-02-29T22:11:00.000-08:00

The second of the series:
Is one guy - Rakesh who ....................
The first
Rakesh: hi ra..

unnava..?

sorry pakkana vella..

cheppu..

me: bootu

slipperu

shoes

11:08 PM Rakesh: entra..

me: cheppu boot shoes all footwear

One more............

Rakesh: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

sunday night chava dhobbakura

office lo vunna..

thala thiruguthundi

next week parallel start

ippude kotha kotha bugs vastunani.

me: So u got owl's vision nw

1:32 AM head rotating kada :)

1:36 AM nuvvu parallel vaddu gani perepndicular ga start cheyyi

Rakesh: rei

aapu

motham aapu

inkoka sari maatladevo sachevu

1:37 AM me: OK No talk nemore only chat

mari yahoo loki sinnin ayyi unnaava?

1:38 AM Rakesh: enti

me: "inkoka sari maatladevo sachevu" - daaniki replu Idi GTalk kada bt I no talk ;)

1:39 AM avasarama?

1:40 AM Rakesh: first call pick chei

me: orey nenu maatldina neeku vinipinchadu I dont hv mike :)

Rakesh: bathikevu

1:41 AM me: could u hear me when i said that i dont have a mike?

Rakesh: rei

vadilei

inka vadhu

me: Speaker ki baaga close ga velli cheepenu

1:42 AM *cheppenu

Rakesh: mee electronics prof evadra

me: nuvve

Rakesh: ayyoooooooooooooooooo

Rakesh: bye..!

1:43 AM me: Wide No Ball Leg Bye

Rakesh: wide ball leg bye avvadura vedhava

1:44 AM me: Tata Birla avutaada?

Mari tata birla ani enduku antaaru?

Rakesh: enti..

me: logic baagunda?

Rakesh: ledu baledu

rei

nenu delhi vaste first murder nuvve ra

1:45 AM me: second evaru?

Rakesh: nuvve inka..!

third evar ani adagaku

adhi kuda nuvve

;)

me: oho neeku murder cheyyadam raadaa?

1:46 AM Rakesh: nee tho ne practice cheyyali

me: nenu murders cheyyanu

Rakesh: nuvvu cheyyadu

nenu chesta

1:47 AM me: appudu naa tho practice avadu ga! I dont even play Hitman ;)

1:49 AM Rakesh: nuvvu tho cheste enti

nee body tho cheste enti

anni okate

enti sare na?

1:50 AM me: adi ela avutundi. Cinema director, hero okkade undochu kaani director hero ano heroni director ano antaama?

Rakesh: mavaaaaaaa

inka naku opiku ledu

Here's One more............
Rakesh: nuvvu java app vadi

11:24 PM cinema choostavante nenu chesta

11:25 PM me: sure nenu ikkada Windows vadilesa Only Linux, C/C++ n Java Learning Python/Perl So its ok

11:26 PM Rakesh: oops

me: eppudu istaavu?

yeah yeah only oops ntng else
me: eppudu istaavu?

yeah yeah only oops ntng else

Rakesh: ayooooooooooooooooooo

me: naku idi teleedu oops nxt levelaa?

A few chats

2008-02-29T11:34:00.000-08:00

This is a series of posts:
The first goes to my colleague who suffer(s)ed the most (probably)
Others will also enter the Hall Of Fame - don't worry
A few others (who enjoy the master strokes):
Sidhu, Rakesh, Asit, Chetan (another master)
my classmates at GITAM and IIT Dand JTM - IIT D
Hats off to this lady, who endured my nonsense even from Portugal [;)]
Shilpa: Magma.. (this is the firm I'm placed in at time of posting)

What r they into

@ office

:-)

me: into anyhing

as in 10 into 12=120

1:18 AM they work on Electronic Design Automation tools

Shilpa: No that company is into what??

Oh okie

me: that company is into profits

and money making

here she gets it again

me: hi

u thr?

Shilpa: hello

11:17 PM jhow r u?

me: jIm fine

jWt jabt ju?

Shilpa: M gud

so many spelling mistakes

11:18 PM me: jWhich jclient?

wt abt N?

and O

etc...

Shilpa: oh god

me: I thot its a practice to add 'j' b4 evry word in ur countyr ;)

Shilpa: hey vl catch u in a while

11:20 PM have some work now dont mind

pls

me: ph u on way 2 India nw?

Arrey its ok yaar

Shilpa: naa

me: go on vt ur wrk

then hw u catch me?

Shilpa: stupid
So hows u
me: u
thats hw "u" is
more clearly now - I_I

and then
Shilpa: He's become a body builder now
me: dont tell me - hw many "body"s has he built

Shilpa: Hey sorry was on a call
me: hw is the cal - cud it take ur weight?

then one more:
me: y is one building changing its orientation so contiuously?

Shilpa: Which building

7:11 PM me: hw do i know

its in the 12 n 13th fotos

one place the tip of pointing upwards

another foto its pointing right

7:12 PM Shilpa: abe

I swear il kill u

me: wt is "il"

Shilpa: I will

me: ok ok

Shilpa: kill u

me: when

how

Shilpa: Oh god

7:13 PM me: and most importantly why?

Shilpa: I spare u 2day as its ur bday

me: oh so tmw?

bt y will u kill me?

Shilpa: Hmmm il give supari to some1

7:14 PM me: k which brand?

indian or foreign?

(supari i mean)

Shilpa: Oh god

Il give it to Rakesh

7:15 PM hel only come n kill u

me: hw will u confirm it?

Shilpa: Phani

7:16 PM me: yes

Shilpa: I swear ul drive me mad

me: is dat a compliment?

am i so good?

Shilpa: U rjust tooo gud

7:17 PM me: then y kill me?

Shilpa: coz u r too gud

n god likes u

7:18 PM me: bt God iseverywhere na

so no prob

Shilpa: No no

I wana kill u

me: c agn u say - U want 2 kill me

7:19 PM n u say u wont kill me

Shilpa: Just a way to make god realize how big mistake he has done

me: by making u who wants 2 kill me?

just a nice good fellow

7:20 PM Shilpa: Oh god

me: oh u know him

is he there?

get him online na

Shilpa: il catch in a while

7:21 PM me: whom God?

Shilpa: Now plz dont reply

m going mad

phani

:(((((

me: ok sure All the best

Shilpa: I hate u

bye

me: i so hurt

7:22 PM i very very hurt

Shilpa: Oh is it

me: yes

Shilpa: :)))

Now m happy

me: nw i double triple hurt

Shilpa: u talk something sensible atleast

:))

7:23 PM me: it's ok I was trying for a new name - hurt

;)

fotos r nice

7:24 PM cu ltr

18 minutes

7:42 PM Shilpa: Oh god

thank ya :)

7:43 PM cya

here's one more:
me: u thr?

17 minutes

11:29 PM Shilpa: Yeah yeah tell me

6 minutes

11:35 PM me: me

i told you - "me"

Shilpa: What u ?

me: u said tell "me"

so i told u "me"

11:36 PM simple

Shilpa: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

me: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oops sorry

11:37 PM more h's than needed

or ws it for smtng else?

Shilpa: ok type

but only 1 line

11:46 PM me: 1 line - as per your orders

Shilpa: Okie enuf

me: Okie enuf

Shilpa: I said u shudnt type

anymore

11:47 PM me: dats 2 lines yaar - i shdnt type na

Shilpa: Yes

me: Yes

Photos n memory

2008-02-08T13:21:00.000-08:00

Its been a long time since my last post. Laziness. Procrastination. U name it. I have used it to delay writing some more gibberish here. "Lucky me" u think? Well, not anymore. Nonstop nonsense is back.

One of my friends used to say (Im not sure if he still does) - "Camera is the best invention after the wheel".
I need not beg to differ. Most of you would. Look at it. A camera runs on many things - are they not as important as the camera. Its like saying "a computer is the best electronic device" What about the transistors, tubes, and silicon wafers that have all been used in it? Right?

Yes, it does serve an important purpose - the other day i used my digicam to take fotos of our new family member (also a member of the feline family) and even videos. I cherish them too. But then will they be the same fun and amusement to someone who hasn't seen it (live)? Obviously not. And as far as I am concerned I can clearly recollect everything - so no need of a foto. I never gave any importance to that statement(out of indifference) and now I know I never will (I dont believe it now).

And its even more doubtful when you look at the word "invention". How can man invent? We can only discover. But, more on this later. For now, what do you say?

Possible end-of -exams day

2007-12-02T11:09:00.000-08:00

Its a strange - or rather was. I had cleared many exams before this - schooling, college, Graduation, but now in Post Grad and yesterday was the last exam of the third sem ( the penultimate sem). So theoretically all my required credits are done and I needn't take a theory paper next sem (stl nt sure whether to use :) or :( )
And a strange feeling took over - that I need not write an exam again with the same feeling as a paper for your (academic) career. I definitely didnt know if I would do a Masters while in my Grad but back then I never had this feeling Why now? And even now Im unsure if it's my last exam - maybe a few papers next sem or later in Research, who knows?
But strange it was.

The greatness of beards and their advantages

2007-09-28T13:19:00.000-07:00

ITS MY WISH!!!!
Abraham Lincoln, Bhagat Singh, Charles Dickens, BeeGees, Chrles Babbage, Sean Connery, Nana Patekar and ME Do you need any more reasons?
Try to search the Wiki for "beard" and you get a page-ful of information that shows why you may or may not have a beard. Give me one valid reason, keeping in mind the fact that I neither am in nor intend to join any of the armed forces. But if you have gone through Wiki then you will see even in the armed forces its a matter of survival rather than anything else.
Now think of it, long hair is acceptable, then why not a beard? If hair on your head adds to your beauty then so does it on your face (I know what you are thinking - go on I wont state it here in public).
Another reason is the large number of ways in which you can cut it or shape it. But if you are clean shaven then can you "shape" your "beard"?
Also, its a sign of wisdom in many cases, just like the uncombed hair of Einstein, an unshaven chin is a sign of genius, unless you fail to recognize it. Yes it might be a case of neglect, caused due to some of the "so-called" unavoidable issues of the heart with the opposite sex (read women, rather girls, as this is only for guys) as rightly pointed out by some of you and excellently portrayed by the great(?) ANR in his movie "Devadas". But guys, grow your beards (read think wisely) do you think I would be one?
Now coming to the so-called wrong impression it might create, let me tell you that its not so. I have faced two interviews and four presentations and all my engineering lab exams (some of the toughest, they are said to be) with a fully unkempt beard. And I am yet to fail. The problem of "first impression being best impression" is a great fallacy - you would only be foolish to believe it. Believe me, the first impression I create is very unimpressive (I have been told so) but yet that has not been the final impression in many cases.
All said and done it helps with the most basic of the temptations of humans - laziness.
So grow beards - stay lazy

Search for the Elusive Sleep

2007-09-25T06:57:00.000-07:00

There are things in life and then there are "nothings" in Life. Don't ask me what that means. Not every sentence has to have a meaning - and by every I mean any sentence that follows the rules of grammar as finely as your shadow follows you while you are traveling east in the morning at any place near the equator.Not convinced? Well "Water is triangular" What does that mean? In fact you could use any liquid (scientifically any fluid) for water and any shape (not just a 2d but an n-dimensional or infinite-d shape, if you conjure it up and imagine it) for triangular.
Well well Leave it We are flying off tangents So as I had to say, the other day the latter filled my day (i.e, nothing filled my Day) So I thought why not tidy up my room - but being the procrastinator that I was and am (though hopefully will not be) I did what I was and am best at - left it for the next day and decided to search. Now here is where I should have begun but well procrastination makes you do a lot many things.
So having decided that I was going to search I had to decide what to search for, it would help to remember that I was in no mood of using Google (though I doubt if it would have helped me find something in my room). That was when strange thoughts took hold of my thoughts. And so I decided that I would search for nothing - not in general and not in particular. I just began searching for nothing - and lo and Behold!! so many things lost their lives in the "Universe of Lost Things" and came back to this world ( I hope they dont have a reincarnation there).
The first of such was a Pen - one that i thought would never again see except when i myself would get lost and take birth in the Universe of Lost things. Then there was an old notebook - one in which I had written quite a few bits (or bytes) of Java.The others are not noteworthy to be mentioned alongside the above two - so suffice it to say that all in all I was the "Yam Raaj" to around a 15-20 articles (U must hv guessed why else go back and read again).
Well its a famous law that the chance of finding something is inversely proportional to its immediate requirement - the most notorious of these things being public telephones, public transport to a certain place and almost anything that you had either long ago or even not-so-long-ago leased a place to in the infinite capacity of your memory.So, the net result is success rate in searching for things is practically the number that our (Indians') forefathers had invented (it isn't surprising that Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies here too - You can only know the use of a thing (you are searching for) and not its location with any certainty cos you wont search for a thing whose location you know (absolute certainty in space), but then at that instant it has no use to you ,ie, utility of zero).
Well where does all this lead to? This
1. dont search for anything which you immediately require, rest assured you will not find it.
2. if you have to search then start searching for nothing and then you'll have a better chance of success, after al if you find nothing then too you are successful.
OR
3. If you have to search, then be as unclear as possibly can be about the thing - the best being that you dont know what you are searching for. Even then your chances are very high cos whatever you find - your search is a success

But let me warn you that its easier not to search than to use the methods listed here - it takes a lot of practice to attain any degree of proficiency in them. All the Best.
You see I was searching for sleep, and I started searching for it using my methods, and now the above philosophy has helped me find it (I was applying it while I was writing (or typing?))

An addition and some info

2007-09-22T01:20:00.000-07:00

Nothing much here, but probably the most important piece on the previous page.
Links to other blogs and brief of them is what is supposed to go in here. But there are always exceptions to rules. So some of them wont have an entry here, while some pieces may come in though they are not available anywhere except on probably this page (if @ all).

God and Me: My thoughts on philosophy, God, (A)theism, and science
God and electrons: How the two theories are connected (even if nonsensically) n y agnosticism is better (Link: http://ahambrahmasmi-ibrahma.blogspot.com/2007/09/god-and-electrons.html)

Keep watching this space for more :)

2007-07-29T04:13:00.000-07:00

tHis Is mY first blog. Wt was/am I feeling? I always thought it would b an easy thing 2 do - the only problem being to type away at the speed of my thoughts - but has happened is a typical starting problem. Where do I start and what do i write first. But it doesn't end here - the first step is definitely important but by no means the only or important step. The steps that come later are equally tough n important - in some cases even more so, like in mine. It is relatively easy to write this nonsense as my first - just describe wt I feel; but wt next? this all important question, i know, is going to gimme quite a few sleepless nights

Well with that nonsense completed, lemme give a few areas I might get you thinking about:

1. Math, Science, History n Religion
2. Novels - Biographies, Thrillers, Sci-Fi (increasing in that order)
3. India, Pakistan, America, China n the World
4. Indian, Greek n Norse(hopefully) Mythology
5. Windows, Linux, Intel, AMD and Apple
7. And anything else that doesn't fit in the above

PS : It is very much possible that u might be the only one to read this - it might be well down its way to a non existent Trash can