A few chats

This is a series of posts:
The first goes to my colleague who suffer(s)ed the most (probably)
Others will also enter the Hall Of Fame - don't worry
A few others (who enjoy the master strokes):
Sidhu, Rakesh, Asit, Chetan (another master)
my classmates at GITAM and IIT Dand JTM - IIT D
Hats off to this lady, who endured my nonsense even from Portugal [;)]
Shilpa: Magma.. (this is the firm I'm placed in at time of posting)

What r they into

@ office

:-)

me: into anyhing

as in 10 into 12=120

1:18 AM they work on Electronic Design Automation tools

Shilpa: No that company is into what??

Oh okie

me: that company is into profits

and money making

here she gets it again

me: hi

u thr?

Shilpa: hello

11:17 PM jhow r u?

me: jIm fine

jWt jabt ju?

Shilpa: M gud

so many spelling mistakes

11:18 PM me: jWhich jclient?

wt abt N?

and O

P

Q

etc...

:)

Shilpa: oh god

me: I thot its a practice to add 'j' b4 evry word in ur countyr ;)

Shilpa: hey vl catch u in a while

11:20 PM have some work now dont mind

pls

me: ph u on way 2 India nw?

Arrey its ok yaar

Shilpa: naa

me: go on vt ur wrk

then hw u catch me?

Shilpa: stupid
So hows u
me: u
thats hw "u" is
more clearly now - I_I


and then
Shilpa: He's become a body builder now
me: dont tell me - hw many "body"s has he built

Shilpa: Hey sorry was on a call
me: hw is the cal - cud it take ur weight?


then one more:
me: y is one building changing its orientation so contiuously?

Shilpa: Which building

7:11 PM me: hw do i know

its in the 12 n 13th fotos

one place the tip of pointing upwards

another foto its pointing right

7:12 PM Shilpa: abe

I swear il kill u

me: wt is "il"

Shilpa: I will

me: ok ok

Shilpa: kill u

me: when

how

Shilpa: Oh god

7:13 PM me: and most importantly why?

Shilpa: I spare u 2day as its ur bday

me: oh so tmw?

bt y will u kill me?

Shilpa: Hmmm il give supari to some1

7:14 PM me: k which brand?

indian or foreign?

(supari i mean)

Shilpa: Oh god

Il give it to Rakesh

7:15 PM hel only come n kill u

me: hw will u confirm it?

Shilpa: Phani

7:16 PM me: yes

Shilpa: I swear ul drive me mad

me: is dat a compliment?

am i so good?

Shilpa: U rjust tooo gud

7:17 PM me: then y kill me?

Shilpa: coz u r too gud

n god likes u

7:18 PM me: bt God iseverywhere na

so no prob

Shilpa: No no

I wana kill u

me: c agn u say - U want 2 kill me

7:19 PM n u say u wont kill me

Shilpa: Just a way to make god realize how big mistake he has done

me: by making u who wants 2 kill me?

just a nice good fellow

7:20 PM Shilpa: Oh god

me: oh u know him

is he there?

get him online na

Shilpa: il catch in a while

7:21 PM me: whom God?

Shilpa: Now plz dont reply

m going mad

phani

:(((((

me: ok sure All the best

Shilpa: I hate u

bye

me: i so hurt

7:22 PM i very very hurt

Shilpa: Oh is it

me: yes

Shilpa: :)))

Now m happy

me: nw i double triple hurt

Shilpa: u talk something sensible atleast

:))

7:23 PM me: it's ok I was trying for a new name - hurt

;)

fotos r nice

7:24 PM cu ltr

18 minutes

7:42 PM Shilpa: Oh god

thank ya :)

7:43 PM cya

here's one more:
me: u thr?

17 minutes

11:29 PM Shilpa: Yeah yeah tell me

6 minutes

11:35 PM me: me

i told you - "me"

Shilpa: What u ?

me: u said tell "me"

so i told u "me"

11:36 PM simple

Shilpa: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

me: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oops sorry

11:37 PM more h's than needed

or ws it for smtng else?

Shilpa: ok type

but only 1 line

11:46 PM me: 1 line - as per your orders

Shilpa: Okie enuf

me: Okie enuf

Shilpa: I said u shudnt type

anymore

11:47 PM me: dats 2 lines yaar - i shdnt type na

Shilpa: Yes

me: Yes